Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing
boat together, it was the husband who was behind the
wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what
might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the
lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear.
Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get
the boat safely to shore and dock it."
So she drove the boat to shore and safely docked it.
Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room
where her husband was watching television. She sat down
next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him,
"Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having
a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and wash